Love your veg plot*

How can we help? Here are our Frequently Asked Questions (and even a few answers)

We love to hear from you, (we love your photos even more) so if your happy, unhappy or even if you just want to say hello then just drop us an email:

Allotment Envy aims to provide a brilliant range of clothing with buoyant and clean designs to celebrate getting dirt under your fingernails and growing what you can yourself.

Allotment Envy is run by a young couple (Jenny and Matt), we currently try to grow as much food as we can ourselves and are using any profits from this site to help us in establishing a sustainable permactulture based smallholding in South Wales where will teach all we have learned (learn a lot ourselves) and continue encouraging others to do the same.

We have lots of questions about what size item would be best for you, well hopefully the chart below will give you a clue. Unfortunately our sizes are restricted to what the printers can provide and tend to be quite snug. So if you are a girl and want a big cozy hoody we suggest you get the size up or even better snuggle up in one of the mens versions.

Womens T-shirt S M L XL

Size A (inch) - Length 24 24.4 26.4 27.2

Size B (inch) - Bust 30 31.4 35.4 37

UK Size 8-10 10-12 12-14 14-16

Womens Hoodie S M L

Size A (inch) - Length 24.8 24.8 25.2

Size B (inch) - bust 35.4 36.2 37.8

UK Size 8-10 10-12 12-14

Mens T-Shirt S M L XL XXL XXXL

Size A (inch) - length 27.2 28 29.1 30.3 31.1 31.5

Size B (inch) - chest 41 41.8 44 45.6 49.6 50.4

Mens Hoodie S M L XL XXL

Size A (inch) - length 26.4 27.6 28 28.7 29.5

Size B (inch) - chest 41.8 43.4 46.4 48.8 50.4

You can't shout the messages of this site in a dodgy t-shirt, so well.. we're not.. All our clothes are produced with a strong responsibility for those making them and for the processes involved in them. No tears or excess of carbon or polution were shed in the making of our clothing.. We are trying to make as much of our raneg as possible organic and locally printed/produced. This is an ongoing process. If anybody knows of ANY body producing organic colourd hoodied tops PLEASE get in touch.

All our tops are printed and sent out by Spreadshirt. They are a brilliant company and do a great job of dealing with any problems you may have, so send them an email (you should have the details on your order confirmation email).. It's worth noting that when it comes to sorting problems with clothing we are quite powerless but as Spreadshirt are so good..it's very rareley a problem.

This one is a little bit harder to answer, we are sure being closer to the land is involved! It's about leaving the world a better place than you found it, finding somebody to love and being content.. all answers to the question greatfully received!

If you do have real problems or something exciting to say then we love to hear from you, send us an email to goodlife@seabear.co.uk

We hope at some point to launch a second range of clothing using all welsh wool.

We are working with Spreadshirt offer you to be able to add a window to our 'design your own shop' on your web site.. You will make 20% of the sale value for yourself read more about it here and... send us an email to find out more..